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Hello true believers (sorry Stan Lee),
It's been quite a while since we've had an update on the Turkey Pitt. Don't be alarmed, a lot has been happening to keep us all very busy. Since Jason and I are in grad school, we are too busy procrastinating in creative ways to update. I don't think Brad updates on here yet, but we should change that soon, maybe. Speaking of Brad, he and I visit the South View Gym every morning Monday-Thursday. If you would like autographs, you will have to bring your own pens because we just don't carry them. Also, if you come to visit, you just might catch a glimpse of the Bionic Woman, which is what I have decided to call her in the absence of a better nick name. She works out WAY too HARD for little SVG, she SHOULD be at UREC, but alas, she hogs the minor league equipment just down the road. She is exactly like the Bionic Woman in that she never stops moving and is always doing something super-human in a physical sense (not like super powers thank goodness). Jason is often seen in the company of someone I shall desginate Filmie # 1 because she runs the movies here at JMU. When Jason is not with Filmie # 1 he keeps company with Dowid Beechum, an ABUV AVG clone of Jason himself. They are also lovers. On a final note, there are two Walkers who frequent the Turkey Pitt. Before you start jumping to conclusions, I'm not talking about Jordan (Walker # 1). Brittany is here at school and we are usually excited, except when she's acting like Jason. Her being here also disrrupts the Walker ranking system, demoting Jason to Walker # 3, with Brittany at Walker # 2. That's all for updates, check back for the current favorites.