The Turkey Pitt

Saturday, June 9

HA HA HA HA

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Thursday, June 7

So Ive got a job now. And its pretty sweet except for the whole work part. Since accountants are in such high demand, they have to schmooze us all summer so we want to work for them instead of one of the other million firms. Ive gotten some sweet lunches for free at PF Changs, Gordon Biersch, Chili's, California Pizza Kitchen, and the list goes on.

Now that our orientation is over, I get to go do audits on different clients. Today I did Virginia Beach Social Services. Tomorrow, Im auditing the City of VB, which is pretty sweet. If anyone needs help with their taxes....................... go to H&R block. Cuz I dont do that. So stop asking.

Anyways, Im off to bed before 12, since I have to be up at 6 tomorrow. I know. It sux. But they give us lots of free coffee.

Wednesday, May 23

Summertime, and the livings easy

So, Im in VB and its kinda lonely and boring. I have my favorite David Andre in town, so thats good. And Chase is here too, but only for another few weeks. Obal calls me and taunts me with his seductive customer service rep voice; and I always hear Bradley Evans in the background. :'(

In other news, I got some free Quizno's for complaining to corporate about the crappy sandwich they gave me. Sweet. Oh, and Ive become slave labor to my rents for the first few weeks of summer. We are putting in a porch which means Ive gotten to dig tons of dirt, shovel lots of sand, and other such egyptian slave type activities. This better be a very pimp porch.

Anyways, hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Come visit VB anytime. Please? Anyone? Damn...