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Working in the coal mines.

So Ive got a job now. And its pretty sweet except for the whole work part. Since accountants are in such high demand, they have to schmooze us all summer so we want to work for them instead of one of the other million firms. Ive gotten some sweet lunches for free at PF Changs, Gordon Biersch, Chili's, California Pizza Kitchen, and the list goes on.

Now that our orientation is over, I get to go do audits on different clients. Today I did Virginia Beach Social Services. Tomorrow, Im auditing the City of VB, which is pretty sweet. If anyone needs help with their taxes....................... go to H&R block. Cuz I dont do that. So stop asking.

Anyways, Im off to bed before 12, since I have to be up at 6 tomorrow. I know. It sux. But they give us lots of free coffee.

Summertime, and the livings easy

So, Im in VB and its kinda lonely and boring. I have my favorite David Andre in town, so thats good. And Chase is here too, but only for another few weeks. Obal calls me and taunts me with his seductive customer service rep voice; and I always hear Bradley Evans in the background. :'(

In other news, I got some free Quizno's for complaining to corporate about the crappy sandwich they gave me. Sweet. Oh, and Ive become slave labor to my rents for the first few weeks of summer. We are putting in a porch which means Ive gotten to dig tons of dirt, shovel lots of sand, and other such egyptian slave type activities. This better be a very pimp porch.

Anyways, hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Come visit VB anytime. Please? Anyone? Damn...

Jason needs some help

This is what happens

when the young leave the nest

without the watchful eye of thier caring mothers

This is what happens

When Jason is allowed to leave the nest


Someone please help him

New Epic Album

Totally Epic

Obal's Senior Project in its current form

Jason's Most Favorite Thing in the World

Jason LOOOOOOOOOOOVES the anime show, Cowboy Bebop. He especially loves dressing up as Spike and Vivious, as seen in the picture.

Senior Symposium

Come to the ISAT Senior Symposium Friday, April 13th at 3:15 to see Steven's senior presentation. It will be tons of fun!!!

Pandas rule

Panda FIND!!! can you find all the pandas?

Whoa, Green Muffin Fight?

Soooo, Helen made some sweet green muffins for our st. patty's day bash, and they were delicious. After we ate and drank and were merry, I decided it would be a good idea to throw some of said muffins and some green pancakes at Obal and other Turkey Pitt goers. It was an amazing time. You should have been there. We then hid some Muffins in Katherines room, so I hope she doesnt read this blog, or Im gonna be in biiiiiiiig trouble.

A Trickery Trick

So tonight, Ashley "Snakpak" Hoover came into our apartment completly trashed. After she heckled and taunted me for a while, I decided she deserved a good trick. SOOOOO, I proceeded to concoct a shot of 151 using only water and food coloring which was identical in looks to the real 151 shot I made for Snakpak. Being crunk as she was, she did not hesitate to take the shot, so long as I took one with her. HA HA HA.

10 minutes later, she was amazingly drunk and I became the target of even more harassment. We wildly ran around the apartment with her one goal to inflict pain upon my family jewels. All in all, it was a pretty amazing specticle to behold.

UPDATE*** SNAKPAK PUKED IN A POT IN BRAD'S BED!!!

Soda is my Crack

So, its day 4 for me and my "Im gonna give up soda cold turkey" quest. Its been pretty horrible thus far. I really want some diet cola beverage. And my body is rebeling by giving me some excruciating caffeine withdrawal headaches. Hopefully those go away soon.

In a side note, I think TTP's 2nd Annual St. Patty's Day Bash is going to be canceled. I have to work until 5. Sorry guys :(

Jason = Boba Fett

Little known fact, Jason Walker = Boba Fett. He used to cruise around campus on his jet pack, then he got Le Scoote.

Mittens and Patches say hello! They <3 The Turkey Pitt!

TTP's 2nd Annual St. Pattys Day Bash

You are cordially invited to The Turkey Pitt's Second Annual St. Pattys Day Bash. The Festivities will be starting around Noon.
If all goes to plan, there will be a repeat of last years favorites such as Green Pancakes, Green Milk, Green Eggs, Green Beer, and maybe a few additions. Let me know if you wanna come so we know how much food to get.

Thirst is a shameless disease so here's to a shameful cure.

Welcome!

This is the first official post on the first official blog of The Turkey Pitt.

Dang this is a sweet blog.