The End of an Era

So, I guess it has been quite some time since some serious posting has occured on the beloved Turkey Pitt blog. Towards the end of our time in the Turkey Pitt, we were pretty busy. Gary was finishing up his MSA, I was working for McAllisters then not working for McAllisters and then working for McAllisters once more. Brashley and Katherine moved out in July. Gary went missing for most of July, and he was reportedly seen in Europe, Ohio, and Virginia Beach all in the same week! I'm not quite sure how that happened, but it meant I was left alone. As I look back to when I was looking back during my last week in the Pitt, I realized I was the first one to move in WAAAAAY back in 2005, and I was the last to move out in 2008. The Turkey Pitt had more than it's share of good times (mohawks, 80's dance parties, Blue 42), and it also had more than it's share of bad times (The Ho-Train, full frontal male nudity, Blue 42), just to name a few. Gary has purchased cyberspace rights to the turkeypitt.com, which hopefully will be up and running soon to act as a more permenant reminder of the best apartment at JMU during those 3 long years. So, as I wrap up my final ever official Turkey Pitt Blog post, I woud like to leave everyone with this quote that in my opinion, represents the Turkey Pitt to the fullest:

"Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this"
~Poison

How I Start My Day (if I looked like a cat)

Battle of the Titans!

As many of you know, Obal and I are currently in a battle royale of sorts. Starting a month ago, we both gave up soda to see who could go longer without it. Im doing fine so far, but Obal seems to be feeling the pressure. His sugary caffiene induced warcraft comas have been sorely missed, and energy drink companies' profits have plummeted. Yes, I know, I tried giving up soda a few blog posts ago and it didnt go well at all, but this time is going way better.

So, if you all want to see Obal warcraft-free, than offer him tasty cola beverages when you see him.

Happy Working Song vs. That's How You Know

That's How You Know

Happy Working Song

Ahh, the ultimate question. Which song is better, Happy Working Song or That's How You Know? Jason says that HWS is better, but Sissy Bear and I say THYK is better. In case you don't know, these songs come from the Disney movie Enchanted. Enough chit chat, let's get down to the pros and cons of each.

THYK

Pros: sweet Caribbean sound, sweet Jamaican guy with steel drums, fun people in the park, great action with all kinds of singers and dancers doing both at the same time

Cons: too short

HWS

Pros: the sooner this song is sung, the sooner you can hear THYK

Cons: look at the picture above^^

Concluding remarks: THYK is better than HWS, nuff said.

Girls Girls Girls

No no, not the Motley Crue album. Helen (Mini Russian) has expressed her desires to make out with Ashley. Helen has decided that girls are more fun, and better kissers. Her top 10 female make out wish list follows (in no particular order)...

Herself

Ashley

Katherine

Jen (Collie)

Mariana

Jen Howsmon

Caitlin

Holly

Meredith

Mandi from the 80s tribute band The Reflex

As you can see, Helen is going to be very busy trying to make out with all these girls. Hopefully she has chapstick and lipgloss readily available.

Puppies we would like to own

Dreams

So, I had this dream and it was pretty horrible. I went into Obal's room and asked him if I could borrow some toothpaste. He obliged and I took it into my bathroom and used it. Then I was outside and my car had these baskets all around it and they were full of unopened tubes of toothpaste. Obal yelled at me and I was sad. Then I was in a dirt mall chasing a kid.

Wow, that was a bad dream. I hate when Obal yells at me :(